EEVEE!!!! OMG WHAT AM I GONNA EVOLVE INTO! SO MANY CHOICES!
I’m Charizard, this makes complete sense.
I’m a Cancer now? WTF who wants to go from being a Lion to a Crab? Not cool.
Oh well, I’m not even into horoscopes and zodiac signs, but still I’m a Leo for all intents and purposes despite what they say.